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Tuesday, September 1, 2009
A lesson in strikethrough
Dear annoying esteemed Customer,
We here at our mega-million dollar chain little community want you, the customer, to know that we care about your money feelings.
We are so very sorry that we had to refuse you one of our iguanas. As was explained by the overly annoyed and frustrated sales associate, iguanas need a large habitat. The shit encrusted 10 gallon aquarium terrarium that you described to our slave employee was not suitable for such a magnificent creature of this earth.
We're so very sorry that you didn't believe the overly qualified and vexed employee when she said that iguanas can grow to six feet long. If you would still like to purchase one of our animals, please don't hesitate to stop in and harass ask our employees for help in selecting the appropriate size habitat, lighting, and nutritional requirements that iguanas need.
We dread look forward to having you come visit us again for all your pet needs!
Your local mega million dollar chain pet community favorite, (insert name of petstore here)